1. It handles like a tractor and has the turning circle of a Mr Whippy van.

2. It has no suspension.

3. Third gear can be a bitch to find.

4. It has no airbags, no power steering, no cd player and the air conditioner doesn’t work.

5. It has a cassette player. We do not own any cassette tapes.

6. It has an analogue clock.

7. The paintwork is little lairy.

8. We bought monstrous sheepskin car seat covers for it.

9. It smells like old vinyl.

10. We love it.