So the drawing challenge is starting to falter. I have only one lonely little sketch to show you. How embarrassing. Instead of feebly flapping my arms and making ‘too busy’ noises at you, I will instead cunningly divert your attention with some wily tricks. These have worked before…

Look, bookshelves!

We love bookshelves, don’t we?

And blossom. We love a blossoming tree, right?

Oh, to hell with it.

I have no excuse. I’ll try harder, I promise. Cross my heart.

Just as soon as I’ve watched another episode of ‘Grand Designs’ and done the crossword.