I do love a good catalogue. But even better is a bad catalogue. This one came with a gardening magazine and is full of useful gadgets that vacuum nasal hair and store toe-nail clippings*, or some stuff like that. But my eye was caught by this special treat…

Yes, check it out it’s so realistic. But wait, there’s more.

Look at these cute and mischievous little guys. Especially look at the crazed pyscho-killer looks on their little faces. There can be no doubt that these are actually alien robots that will come to life at night and try to get in through your windows and eat your eyeballs.

Now, where’s my Christmas list, I have some extra special gift ideas to add to it…

* I may have made that up