It’s not actually true that I don’t cook at all. Above is the banana cake I cooked on Sunday. I probably waited a bit long before taking a photo though. Tonight I have made chicken and leek pie and a mocha almond cake. When I cook, the kitchen is tidier when I have finished than when I started. But no-one offers to clean up the dishes after dinner though. Grrr.
Also, I have an unfortunate habit of tasting everything constantly when I cook, which means by the time the meal is ready, I’m no longer hungry. As P. says “It doesn’t look good when the cook doesn’t want to eat…”