Sometimes the general poopiness of life gets to even the most optimistic of us. At these times you can take no half measures; strong remedies are required to stave off a full-blown slump. I recommend the immediate application of the following:
1. Red shoes.
2. A good coffee.
3. Time spent beneath a large oak tree.
5. Ginger biscuits. A bracing sort of treat.
6. Attractive underwear. Seriously. Nothing can destroy an already shaky morale as completely as saggy, greying knickers. It makes no difference if no-one else sees them – you know.